Thursday, November 12, 2009

Thanksgiving Porn - the Poem

Move over Maxim, SI and GQ;
The Thanksgiving issue has arrived for you.
Showing a little leg, so what if it’s cooked?
Deep fried or in brine, now you’re hooked.
Cranberries glisten so scarlet and bright,
Buttery Mashed Potato looking just right.
Page after page of stuffing you see,
Wild Rice or cornbread, what will it be?
The Williams family from Maine is featured this year,
All in matching sweaters, you jealously sneer.
Open the centerfold, your hopes are so high!
For decadent Pecan Tart or that stalwart Pumpkin Pie.
Glossy photos they tempt and tease,
For the Thanksgiving issue never fails to please.

1 comments:

andrea said...

What no pictures.....